Score: 7

"*steals $ bag of Naked Man"

submission: Nakedman&Al ien-dontpick

date: May 31, 2008

Eh, even trying to be nice... it wasn't... well done... but the plot did trun out well, Naked Man got what he wanted in the end...

Score: 8

"I think I can relate..."

submission: Nakedman&Alien-Race

date: May 31, 2008

Just because I'm not sure when or where, but somehow I won a game all because s RL-ed me.

As for the movie... Since this was a slightly eariler work, shoddier quality is expected, but it gives a nice "WTF" reaction win Naked Man crossed the finish line. The chalked outline was a funny finish too. It was a glorious death indeed...

Score: 10

"Damn Carpel Tunnel!"

submission: Arrow tag

date: May 31, 2008

Man that was hard... thing is THAT'S WHAT IT IS supposed to be, hence that's why he said its for "mouse cursor überusers" and that it is "high difficulty", So for those who whine, suck it up cause you're just not good enough to beat it!

As for the game itself, it's a good way to test your mouse awesomeness. The later levels were tricky to manuver, the turret levels, though easier, were fun to play, and overall, it made me want to see it through the end.

The ONLY problem... it's harder for slower comps (aka my cruddy Mac mini w/ PowerPC processor) with the build up of objects cauing lag, but thats the crappy computer's fault

In all, lots of fun, but I wouldn't recommend this game to those with weak wrists, low patience, and/or those who whine cause it's too hard for them to handle. Keep up the work my man, cause there are still a bunch of us who can't wait for the next one!

Score: 7

"Not original, not bad, not complete"

submission: Virtual Champions League

date: April 10, 2006

Sure there's hundreds of soccer games. This is one, and it's about in the middle of blammed and getting high praise. It looks good. Controls are easy to adjust to. However there is a big issue which needs to be addressed. The area between the zone for a goal, and the boundry of the field is a gap when crossed by the ball means entire loss of progress (though I did not get far before it happened). Otherwise, it looks like a nice game to play to relax with. But the time it takes for the guy just to turn in the direction you want takes an annoyingly long time, since its made so he turns by running in a circle, which makes it a tad bit harder to keep up. With some fixes, this might be a good game. One last note, the fact the goalie's "arms" reach out to twice his diameter, makes it a bit annoying when it looks like it is going in, and that it should. But I like it!

Score: 9

"A new "look" on great shooters"

submission: Endless War 2

date: April 1, 2006

Absolutly great. It's like... The TOAOT game from a birds eye view. Guns get less accurate the more you hold the trigger, the guy you naded that is still somehowalive, it's great. Only one ?, how do you use the gren launcher on the gun (not the HE gren). Just amke sure you not using a laptop mouse, it makes it just a wee bit harder.

Score: 7

"okay"

submission: sexy strip quiz16

date: October 2, 2005

Personally, the music was neah.
The girl was hot.
I only had to restart 3 times, so not too hard.
wouldn't know how to make it better more.
Maybe be more creative and don't rush, or else it won't be as good

Score: 10

"..........."

submission: Ronin-Spirit of the Sword

date: September 27, 2005

It's impossible to describe this in one line.
This Battle system was to me, original(don't know of any previous others like it.
The difficulty levels hold true to their word(Extreme... sheesh thats seemingly impossible ;)
The "secret girls", and other women were great art.(how many are there actually?)
The mazes would be really hard without that map(thank you)
althouth it really has only 1 boss(but at least 3 versions), she is still fun.
The arena game was great for practice(Is there even an end to it[2 levels after red fox]?.
The gallery was a good idea for relaxing our hands(or not).
Maybe you should sell the game over the market (it'd be a great eye toy game for the ps2)
Nice flexible options
There's more...
I ran outta room (wah)

Score: 10

"This is not a game..."

submission: Pest Attack

date: September 27, 2005

It is too powerful to describe with words. But I'll try. ITS AWESOME!!! the combos were cool (and really high!), Like the other guy sid the back ground was funny. and the arcade feel of the game is great. This is truly flawless. Well... yes it is!

Score: 10

"EAT LEAD PUNKS!!!"

submission: Base Defence 2 Monster

date: September 26, 2005

Yep, this is definetly harder than the other version(got every upgrade there). But it's still fun! I noticed the graphic changes made to the MG, which looked cool.
Only two little things to think about(really one):
Ability to have saves file(mainly for those get 30+, or just having a hard time. And... what does the battery +10 do for the laser?(not so much a error, just looked unhelpful.
Nice missle idea(espcially a pain[which is a good thing] to aim).

Score: 9

"short is sweet"

submission: Yoshi's Island 3 (VGDC)

date: September 26, 2005

Now thats excellent humor! whos cares if they might be short, if it's good it doesn't matter that much if it's short!
The violence is low only because its not really violence. So a plant(?) ate a few monkeys and gave gold out. IT'S FUNNY!!!!
I'm done. Great work!